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2016-05-16 11:35 pm
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FIC: Being Draco Malfoy

Title: Being Draco Malfoy
Author/Artist: ???
Prompt: Prompt 7
Prompter: (DiverTazSC)
Prompt: (Potions Accident, Harry has always wanted a night out as the ever so popular Draco Malfoy, Harry is closeted and in an ill-fated hetero relationship, Harry attempts to brew polyjuice using Draco's hair and - with his usual success- manages to impregnate himself with Malfoy spawn)

Word Count/Art Medium: 20500
Rating: NC-17
Contains (Highlight to view): Old tracksuits, social stress, syringe wands. UST, abysmal dancing, sexual inexperience. Major Fluff.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Oh no, definitely not, no. NO!
Who is pregnant?: Harry
Notes: Thanks again, Sophy, you are so the best! I love you. Dear DiverTazSC, I don’t know if this is the kind of potions accident, or fic, that you were having in mind; anyway, I hope you’ll like it! <3
Summary: When virgin Harry finds he’s pregnant by his secret crush, dazzling Casanova Draco Malfoy, it’s the end of the world as he knows it – and the beginning of a new dawn.


Being Draco Malfoy )
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2016-01-25 03:55 pm
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2016 PROMPT LIST!


art by vividescent
Art by [profile] vividescent ~ banner by [personal profile] imera

This is NOT the Claiming post!

The signup post with claiming info HERE.

Here is the List of Prompts for your perusal:

(Remember, you may also claim and write your own prompt or you can choose to write your own original idea for the fest.)


101 MPREG PROMPTS! )
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2015-06-04 10:00 am
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FIC: The Green Vial (NC-17)

Title: The Green Vial
Author: [personal profile] eidheann_writes
Prompt: PROMPT #18
Word Count: 31,400
Rating: NC-17
Contains: Nothing needing a warning.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: No
Who is pregnant?: Draco
Notes: To say this got away from me would be an understatement. Many thanks to I, to T, L, and L for the multiple rounds of assistance, brainstorming, hand-holding, and generally just being amazing. [personal profile] capitu I really hope you enjoy this. <3
Summary: After months of seeing Harry Potter walk into his Apothecary disappointed and hopeless, Draco offers to carry the baby that Harry can't. Now he's just got to hide the fact that he's been half in love with Harry for years.

The Green Vial )




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2015-06-02 10:00 am
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FIC: In the realm of one night (NC-17)

Title: In the realm of one night
Author: [personal profile] smirkingcat
Prompt: Prompt 14
Prompter: [personal profile] starduchess. Prompt: Harry comes into a creature inheritance and it demands to breed/be bred. Draco can be willing/unwilling as you see fit. Additional info: would love to see creature traits (marking territory, possessiveness, fur or feathers or claws), mating rituals, nesting, taking care of the pregnant mate, special feeding or other needs of the baby, worry over the Ministry and its laws
Word Count: 16,327
Rating: NC-17 (no smut)
Contains (Highlight to view): Important: **brief dub-con (first scene); stillbirth and death of child, happy (open) end **
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: No, not even Deathly Hallows compliant - alive!Snape and alive!Lupin
Who is pregnant?: **Draco **
Notes: dear [personal profile] starduchess your prompt just ran wild with me- you won't believe how much, but in the end, (as i was putting this on top of the story) i noticed how far of your prompt i ended up, i am sorry for that, but still am hopeful that you might enjoy reading this story nonetheless, and can forgive me, that i turned it around so much

THANK YOU lng! for the awesome last min beta! you are a true hero to me! never to mention for all the help and encouragement i got from you- thanks to you, this fic exists and i survived!
also a huge thank you for the awesome mod-crew who gave me the time that was needed to finish this little thing- thank you very much!

the title is my version (which i like better) from Jean Cayrol - all in a night

Summary: Under the cover of night the future and the past meet in the present. The dark haunts us with the worst of our memories, gives life to the sweetest moments of our love, and inspires the growth of new hopes.

In the realm of one night )




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2015-05-30 10:00 am
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FIC: One of Life's Little Miracles (NC-17)

Title: One of Life's Little Miracles
Author: [profile] sp_owl
Prompt: Draco gets pregnant from a one-off with Harry and tells his mum it's Blaise's--because Draco isn't looking for anything with Potter--and Blaise reluctantly goes along with the lie. For a bit.
Word Count: 16.6k
Rating: NC-17
Contains (Highlight to view): * difficult pregnancy, some medical stuff, male birth*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: No!
Who is pregnant?: *Draco *
Notes: Down to the wire with this one! Thanks to kitty_fic for the encouragement when my muse began to flag, and to rachelautumn for the beta and the inspiration to get it finished.
Summary: Draco never expected to get pregnant from his one-off with Harry Potter. Harry made it very plain that the whole thing was a big mistake, so there's no way Draco's going to tell Harry about the baby. Draco tells his mother it's Blaise's instead, but Blaise is in a relationship and not very happy about that.

One of Life's Little Miracles )




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2015-05-29 10:00 am
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FIC: Draco’s Year with the Muggles: Fleeing from Death (NC-17)

Title: Draco’s Year with the Muggles: Fleeing from Death
Author: [profile] zakaira
Prompt: The entire Malfoy family was attacked and Draco’s parents were killed. Draco fled and survived hiding among the muggle homeless population. He managed to stay under the radar until he gave birth. Reports of male pregnancy in the muggle world automatically send wizards in to investigate. The task just happens to fall to Aurors Harry and Ron, who track down Draco and the baby and discover just what has happened to Draco since the end of the war.
Word Count: 12,337
Rating: NC-17
Contains (Highlight to view): *Veela.*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: No.
Who is pregnant?: Draco
Notes: Betaed by Edelau!
Summary: The entire Malfoy family was attacked and Draco’s parents were killed. Draco fled and survived hiding among the Muggle homeless population. He managed to stay under the radar until he gave birth. Reports of male pregnancy in the Muggle world automatically send wizards in to investigate. The task just happens to fall to Aurors Harry and Ron, who track down Draco and the baby, discovering just what has happened to Draco since the end of the war.

Draco’s Year with the Muggles: Fleeing from Death )





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2015-05-25 10:00 am
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FIC: 'Ohana (NC-17)

Title: 'Ohana
Author: [personal profile] aome
Prompt: Harry and Draco are in a secret relationship (maybe just fuck buddies) and it's exposed when one of them finds out they are pregnant. [Additional info: Could be 8th year, something extra shocking, pregnant out of wedlock and still teens.]
Word Count: Approx 11,750
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Very definitely EWE
Who is pregnant?: *Draco *
Notes: 'Ohana is the Hawaiian word for family. There is absolutely no mention of Hawaii in this fic; rather, the title is in reference to a quote from Disney's Lilo and Stitch: "'Ohana means family. [It] means nobody gets left behind or forgotten." Also, in Hawaiian culture, the concept of 'ohana encourages people to work or prepare so future generations can benefit.

I have gone with movie-style uniforms, particularly for Quidditch (sorry, I like them!), as well as the concept of lockers in the Quidditch changing rooms; I have no idea if that's more of an American thing or not; if so, my apologies.

Many thanks to the mods for running this thing, and for graciously granting me an extension. ♥

Summary: It started off so simple: sex whenever they wanted it, with no further expectations. But life has a funny way of turning everything up on its head.

'Ohana )




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2015-05-23 10:00 am
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FIC: Not So Anonymous After All (NC-17)

Title: Not So Anonymous After All
Author: [profile] hpjk_addict
Prompt: Harry avoids relationships because he thinks the wizards he's dated in the past only care about being with the Saviour of the Wizarding World. He wants a family of his own and doesn’t want to wait for Mr Right so he goes to a sperm bank to obtain semen for his future child. Little does Harry know that Draco Malfoy has been selling his pureblood sperm to the bank in order to help make ends meet since the Ministry seized all the Malfoy assets after the war. He selects Draco’s sample without realizing the identity of the donor.
Word Count: 26,500 words
Rating: NC-17
Contains: It's quite tame until the final pages. I saw no squicks or triggers to warn or watch for. But there are definitely spoilers as I was leaning heavily on the books.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Quite — though not when it comes to Harry and Draco :)
Who is pregnant?: Harry (I'm afraid I've noticed a major lack of pregnant!Harry)
Notes: This is the first time that I'm taking part in a fest or interpreting someone's prompt and I'm extremely nervous about the reaction of the person whose prompt I used. I hope the prompter won't be too disappointed.
Summary: Harry wants to have a family but his status attracts people who only want him for his name. After a long string of failed relationships he's desperate enough to carry a child himself and resorts to the services of a wizarding sperm bank, relying on its complete anonymity. However, he unwittingly becomes pregnant with Draco Malfoy's child and Draco finds out...

Not So Anonymous After All )




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2015-05-19 10:00 am
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FIC: And Hope Says, Perhaps Today (R)

Title: And Hope Says, Perhaps Today
Author: [personal profile] this_bloody_cat
Prompt: #25, prompted by [personal profile] capitu
Word Count: ~10300
Rating: R
Contains (Highlight to view): *Secrets, lies, infidelity and boys being boys.*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Not even remotely.
Who is pregnant?: *Draco.*
Notes:
1. Dear [personal profile] capitu, your prompts are the stuff of magic, and I hope above all else that you'll enjoy what I've done with this one :)
2. A thousand and one thank-yous to my three wonderful betas, who shall remain unnamed until reveals — this story wouldn't be the same without you (and you know it!) ♥
Summary: It's for the best, Draco keeps telling himself — over and over like an endless mantra — but self-deception has never been that high on his list of coping techniques.

And Hope Says, Perhaps Today )





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2015-05-18 10:00 am
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FIC: nous avons choisi notre destin (NC-17)

Title: nous avons choisi notre destin
Author: [personal profile] crazyparakiss
Prompt: [personal profile] this_bloody_cat Prompt # 11: Harry wants a family but can't be bothered with dating. Draco would really rather stay out of Azkaban.
Word Count: 11.571
Rating: NC-17
Contains (Highlight to view): *Dubious consent so if that bothers you avoid. Hinted infidelity (that’s not actually infidelity for those that freak about that, it’s a misunderstanding). Totally has a happy ending.*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: No.
Who is pregnant?: Draco.
Notes: ~
Summary: Love is a choice; Draco made his long ago.

nous avons choisi notre destin )




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2015-05-16 10:00 am
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FIC: That Cannot Be Changed (R)

Title: That Cannot Be Changed
Author: [profile] boshfaker
Prompt: #39 - After the war Draco becomes addicted to Potions thanks to his assigned mind Healer. Draco manages to keep his secret for years then when he and Harry settle down together and he becomes pregnant the secret comes out he and the baby are in danger due to the addiction as he struggles to overcome and save their baby Harry struggles to just keep his lover alive and fighting and Hermione fights to take down a corrupt mind Healer
Word Count: 24,051
Rating: R/NC-17
Contains (Highlight to view): *Addiction, withdrawal, mental illness, mind Healer malpractice. Discussion of abortion, pregnancy complications, self-harm, suicide, minor character death and potential major character death.*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: No
Who is pregnant?: Draco
Notes: Beta read by the amazing [personal profile] lauren3210 who I cannot thank enough.
Summary: Harry’s comfortable life with Malfoy takes an unexpected about-turn when long-hidden secrets are revealed. Hermione is on the case of crooked mind Healer. Harry and Malfoy just need to weather the next few months – or so Harry hopes.

What Cannot Change )




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2015-05-15 10:00 am
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FIC: Stuck in the Middle (With You) (PG-13)

Title: Stuck in the Middle (With You)
Author: [personal profile] lauren3210
Prompt: PROMPT #1.
Word Count: 12,000
Rating: PG-13
Contains (Highlight to view): *Stuff that happens with pregnancy; tooth-rotting fluff.*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: LOL nope.
Who is pregnant?: *Draco and one other FC. *
Notes: Pretty sure this is my first H/D fic with no smut, so er, sorry? I've written a few angsty things recently, and this was a perfect opportunity to just write some fluffy stuff all about babies, so I hope you'll forgive my self indulgence. Dear [personal profile] eidheann_writes, your prompt made me giggle the moment I read it, and I hope you enjoy what I did with it!. Huge thanks to [profile] indyonblue for looking through this so quickly for me, and hugs to the mods for such a great fest!
Summary: Harry had thought that it couldn’t get much worse than the synchronised vomiting that was morning sickness.

Stuck in the Middle (With You) )




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2015-05-13 10:00 am
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FIC: Made of Stardust (PG-13)

Title: Made of Stardust
Author: [personal profile] leontinabowie
Prompt: PROMPT #76
Word Count: 10,400
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Nothing bad
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Nay
Who is pregnant?: Past Harry
Notes: Thank you to H for the beta!
Summary: Harry is going through life as a single parent, and Draco is getting married to Astoria - until he finds out that the marriage vows won’t take because he’s had a child out of wedlock. The problem is, Draco has no idea who the other parent is.

Made of Stardust )




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2015-05-11 10:00 am
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FIC: Happy In Your Hands (PG-13)

Title: Happy In Your Hands
Author: [personal profile] fantasyfiend09
Prompt: PROMPT # 57: Harry is a Healer specialising in pregnancy and childbirth. One day Draco comes in heavily pregnant, and Harry is the only available Healer who can help him.
Word Count: ~10,000
Rating: PG-13
Contains: No warnings.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: No
Who is pregnant?: Draco
Notes: [personal profile] capitu, it was your pleas that had me signing up in the first place, and then you kindly gave me great feedback and suggestions. If I've made something good here, you deserve to share the credit. [profile] dragonstag, I loved your prompt and hope you like where I went with it.
Summary: Draco's pregnancy had been inconvenient from the beginning, but he's learning to find hidden blessings.

Happy In Your Hands )




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2015-05-10 10:00 am
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FIC: come with me into the light (PG-13)

Title: come with me into the light
Author: [personal profile] tryslora
Prompt: #36 from [profile] dragon2stars. Draco comes back to 8th year suffering extreme depression. He does nothing to stop the harassment by other students he feels it's deserved. When he is raped he doesn't say a thing since he was slipped something or had a spell placed and couldn't remember who did it why bother the teachers would blame him anyway. Later the truth will have to come out due to the pregnancy and when it does someone special will be there to help him learn the importance of Draco Malfoy.
Word Count: ~21k
Rating: PG-13
Contains (Highlight to view): *Non-graphic descriptions of rape. Depression. Grief/angst.*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Nope (eighth year story).
Who is pregnant?: Draco
Notes: dragon2stars, I had to have this prompt as soon as I saw it. There were times when it wasn't an easy story to write, but I am so glad that I was able to write this piece, and I hope it is what you were hoping for. Many thanks to M for all her help keeping me on track while I wrote, and making sure that I didn't veer away from the story I meant to tell.
Summary: Everything has changed by the time Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second attempt at his final year. He no longer wears glasses, he mourns dead friends from the war, and Draco Malfoy walks the halls as if he is a ghost as well. When Pansy asks Harry to help snap Malfoy out of his silence, what else is he supposed to say? Malfoy needs to be saved, and that's just what Harry does.

come with me into the light )




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2014-05-31 09:30 am
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FIC: Second First Chances

Title: Second First Chances
Author/Artist: [personal profile] megyal
Prompt: PROMPT #113
Word Count: ~ 16000
Rating: NC-17/Mature
Contains (Highlight to view): **Life-threatening illness of a child. Scenes of a child being very sick.**
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Next-gen kids are mentioned, but not Harry+Ginny's.
Who is pregnant?: **Harry.**
Notes: The mods are saints, I tell you. Saints. I don't have enough words to explain how thankful I am for their understanding nature. Thank you to my betas: N, T and B, who are also saints and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. Their help has made this story much better. I hope the prompter likes this! I had a blast writing it, even though I probably didn't fit in as much angst and drama as they might have wanted. My apologies, [profile] kurla88!
Summary: There are only two good facts about Harry and Draco's disastrous marriage: it had been relatively short, and they had managed to produce a very lovely child. However, if they don't work together, they just might lose him.

Second First Chances )
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2014-05-30 09:43 am
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FIC: Their Serendipities

Title: Their Serendipities
Author/Artist: [personal profile] 0idontknow0
Prompt: PROMPT #63 - Harry breaks up with Draco. A few weeks later Draco finds out he's pregnant but refuses to tell Harry so he won't feel obligated to be with Draco because of the baby.
Word Count: ~36k
Rating: NC17
Contains (Highlight to view): [A bit of angst?]
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Ha, no.
Who is pregnant?: [Draco]
Notes: [profile] drarryxlover I saw this prompt and knew I wanted it but not so much what I wanted to do with it so Draco and Harry sort of just took it where they wanted to once I laid out the groundwork. This fic became twice as long as I anticipated it being but it was a very interesting experience to write it. Mods, oh my gosh I am so sorry I took so long and thank you for being so lovely about it. My beta, A, your turnaround time definitely made me appreciate you ten times more. Any glaring mistakes are because I went and fiddled with things (silly me, I know).
Summary: Draco went from dating to unwillingly single, and from unwillingly single to unexpectedly pregnant.

Their Serendipities )




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2014-05-26 09:50 am
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FIC: Trouble in Paradise

Title: Trouble in Paradise
Author/Artist: Lori_FanFic
Prompt: PROMPT # 107 Harry is jealous of Viktor Krum - He is married to the beautiful Draco and now they even expect their first child. Everything seems perfect, until Harry witnesses Viktor hitting Draco.
Word Count/Art Medium: 19849
Rating: NC-17
Contains (Highlight to view): [scenes of mild spousal abuse as well as references to past spousal abuse – spanning verbal/ emotional/ physical abuse]
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Definitely not
Who is pregnant?: Draco
Notes: Thanks alot, BM! You’re a super beta and I couldn’t have done it without you!
Summary: Harry is jealous of Viktor Krum - He is dating the beautiful Draco Malfoy and not only have they just got engaged, but their first child is already on the way. Everything seems perfect, until Harry witnesses Viktor hitting Draco.
Trouble in Paradise )
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2014-05-23 09:50 am
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Fic: Beggars Would Ride

Title: Beggars Would Ride
Author: [personal profile] eidheann_writes
Prompt: Prompt 116 prompted by [profile] appleling for the 2013 fest & used with permission.
Word Count: 37,700
Rating: NC-17
Contains (Highlight to view): [Non-explicit het, discussion of past miscarriage (not h/d), discussion of non-explicit domestic abuse (not h/d), infidelity (not h/d)]
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Not really. Harry married Ginny right out of Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione got married as well. This takes a left turn well before the epilogue, however.
Who is pregnant?: Draco
Notes: Oh my god this fic. I spent more time than I care to admit wrestling with it in hopes of making it by the fest deadline. Huge thanks go to C for her unending patience, encouragement and support, F for her ego-boosting cheers and flailings, and T for stepping in last moment for the final push. I love you all so veryveryvery much.
Summary: Harry finds his comfortable life taking a turn he never expected when he becomes the father of Draco Malfoy's child.

Beggars Would Ride )
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2014-05-16 09:50 am
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FIC: Baby It’s You

Title: Baby It’s You
Author/Artist: [personal profile] firethesound
Prompt: PROMPT #5
Word Count/Art Medium: 24k
Rating: NC-17
Contains (Highlight to view): [Infidelity. (not H/D) Swearing. Very slight dub-con due to shagging under the influence. Rimming. Non-explicit Harry/OMC]
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: Not even a little.
Who is pregnant?: [Harry]
Notes: Inspired in equal parts by 0idontknow0’s prompt, “You Ruined Everything” by Jonathan Coulton, and “Baby It’s You” by the Beatles. There are a lot of people to whom I owe a great deal of thanks on this one. To R, for listening to me bitch; to K, for reassuring me that my first draft wasn’t complete shit; to E, for the inspirational cock-antics; to Z, for the wonderful beta on this and for graciously not saying a word that it’s about 15k longer than I said it would be; to the mods, for running this awesome fest; and last but not least, to 0idontknow0, for leaving such a fun prompt. Hope you enjoy this.
Summary: Harry sometimes wished that his life wasn’t quite so prone to turmoil. Some days it felt like he couldn’t even take a piss without throwing his entire future off-course. Or, you know, have a drunken shag in a public toilet. It’s more the principle of the thing, really.

Baby It’s You )